Nov 23, 2010

WHY GIRLS SHOULD MARRY AN ENGINEER

Dipetik dari Facebook tapi telah diubahsuai kepada versi yanamib...sekian!





Meh aku inform sket kenapa para gadis-gadis sunti yang comel dan gojes macam aku harus berkahwin dengan seorang jurutera instead of lawyer, businessman, orang seni (artist) atau perubatan (doktor lah)...Terdapat 3 kelebihan yang akanku jelaskan pada kamu-kamu sekalian oke...ehemmm!




Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle



An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.



Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.

Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.

The arts graduate is still looking for a job.

And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.





Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness



An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. 
You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. 
So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. 
Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy 
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) 
And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.



Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.

The Management graduate who will try to control your spending.

The Arts graduate who will 'change major'.

And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.


And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.





Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.


Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - 

The lawyers will lie about everything.

Management graduates will cheat your money.

The arts graduate will flirt, 

and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.


Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs and too dumb to lie to you... Plus, they are cooler than the others.







just joking oke! sila jangan sentap-sentap...walaupun hakikatnya aku agak setuju dengan pendapat orang yang buat research ni...especially yang nombor 3 tu....KAH KAH KAH~  =P




I lap yu too laling!! auwww~  v(^_^)

sangat hot dan cool dak encem saya....


Nampak sangat entry ni bias kan...kerana bukan sahaja dak encem, tapi ayah daku juga seorang engineer...lalalalala~










p/s:  Hari ni tak payah attend meeting....horaayyy! hoorrayyy! \(^_^)/

23 comments:

makdara TERdiva said...

akak bukan girl, so terkecuali dari topik ni..haha!

Ujang9897 said...

hahaha...siot jer la lu der...,nk kene saman nie letak pic ai yg tak cun...

y@n@ M!B said...

@ujang: hahah tiba² hari ni letak pulak link..biasa guna anon je..cett~ =_=

Fitrah Adnan said...

statement berani mati ke sis?? ish3..hahahaha...lai sis lari t kena kejar

y@n@ M!B said...

@fitrah: statement apa yg brani mati tu?? hurmm~

POSH76 said...

macam logik jer kan...I kawen ngan ahlil muzik camno tu hehe

nabilah_2908 said...

haha...mmg bias ni... :P

jom ke APA KATA HATI pulak,
BERSIARAN DARI UK - PART 2

fatin said...

ahahaha...mcm tu plak ye..tak penah terpk plak..

b.r.u.t.a.l.s.o.l.o said...

salam
mintak mintak aku ada dalam list

DuniakuAbstrak said...

aku aliran engineer tp ada nilai art dlm diri aku..haha

Finaz Jaafar said...

kne carik dak engineer la cemnih!!
hoho

Hazzy Ishak said...

entri ni ada kena mengena dengan laling tu ke?
ahaks

BLADE EDGE said...

salam yana....

hahaha...saya pun grad engineer jugak :-D

tp sedihnya, blm ada keje tetap lg...hahahahaha :-D

syirakhalid said...

memang impianku nak kawen dgn engineer..tp tak tau la dapek ke tak..huhuhu

Lya Colours said...

tolong cari kan engineer 1 !!!

ieda said...

hahahah dikkk
kawin ngan sape2 tuu x penting tapi yg penting akhlak dan pendidikan agama tuu .. kalau x der pendidikan agama .. kemanalahhhh arah tuju hidup kita huhuu

HonEyBuNNy said...

Nak cari bf engineer gak la..heheh

HonEyBuNNy said...

Nak cari bf engineer gak la..heheh

sAya ciTAh kAMu sApE.. said...

tanAK ENgINEer!! BunCI sama itU engIneer..nak2 lagi enginEer petronas! ahaha *emo*

y@n@ M!B said...

@citah:: haha tiba² kannn...siap spesifik lg engineer petronas..dari pengalamankah? tetttttttttt~ =P

rAy jR...@...Aliff said...

haaaa....ini post menarik..gadis2 sekalian, sila la suka saya sebab sy seorg engineer....kakakakaka....


tp saya pemalu orangnye...wkakakaakaaa

lalink7 said...

sape la wat kajian xabes nie..hehehe =p

Phosphorescent Beetle said...

cant agree more...nak engineer pls...hahhaha...

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